Victoria Beckham Dresses Up For Halloween For The First Time In 27 Years
Victoria Beckham has officially woken up and smelled the pumpkin spice! Yes, after 27 years of sitting out Halloween like it was an awkward dance party, she’s finally donned a costume, and let me tell you, she went all out… or at least, “all out” in Beckham terms.
On Thursday night (yes, Halloween night, people!), Victoria, age 50 and still posing like it’s the 90s, hit the spooky streets with hubby David and their 13-year-old daughter, Harper. And what did the queen of posh dress as for her grand return to Halloween? A glamorous witch? A high-fashion ghoul? No, friends, she went for… a terrifyingly simple green ogre mask! Think of it as Shrek’s stylish cousin who spends her weekends in Milan. The mask sported an assortment of giant moles (chic!), a gummy smile (so posh!), and an aura of “this is all you’re getting from me, people!”
Meanwhile, David, who’s still trying to look like he’s in his 20s, embraced his inner retiree with a wrinkled old-man face mask and a hat that read, “I <3 Bingo." Yes, Bingo. Harper, for her part, opted for an orange prison jumpsuit—a true nod to all the parents who feel trapped in a year-round Halloween of school runs, homework, and group projects. David, clearly as amused as the rest of us, couldn’t resist posting a selfie with the trio on Instagram, gushing, “Good effort mum 😆 first time in 27 years my wife dresses up and it’s as good as we are gonna get 😆 you look amazing @victoriabeckham 💚🧡 #HarperSeven are u not proud of mum 🎃” Victoria then took to her Instagram Story to share their Halloween highlights, proudly displaying what was perhaps the most half-hearted yet somehow perfect costume of the night. Honestly, with these photos, we can only hope she gets the Halloween bug and starts a new Beckham family tradition of “fashionably scary.”
