LPGA No. 1 Nelly Korda Washes Ashore In A Bikini, Maggie Sajak Is A Bad Witch & Raging Liberals Are Shaving
If you thought the unhinged takes would die down after yesterday and came here thinking we’d have nothing to make fun of … buddy, do I have some GOOD news for you:
They did NOT. In fact, I’d argue they somehow got even better today. Yesterday, the lefties were still in shock. Still trying to process everything. Shaking off the rust. Working out the kinks.
But today? They are SEEEEEEETHING. It’s been an absolute masterclass from that side, and I plan on welcoming them all to class today. Say hi!!!!
Welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps – the one where we spin the wheel with Maggie Sajak and hope it lands on 312. Spoiler alert: it will!
What else? I’ve got Nelly Korda taking a dip, Mo(u)rning Joe finally realizing how expensive everything is, the newest TikTok trend from angry Libs in response to Donald J. Trump retaking the White House, and Mike from Marlton calling into a Penn State radio show with an all-time idea for the school’s new head coach.
